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Meet Caleb
Custom Designer / Aspiring Cow
- Grew up pretending to be a cow on his parents’ farm
- Literally got on all fours and mooed
- Certified in the Stanford Meisner acting technique (so COULD be a cow)
- Can parallel park better than Vin Diesel
- Will lose the chapstick you lend him
- Has met Lady Gaga 6 times
- Obsessed with antiquing and has a butterfly collection
- Watches scary movies for self-care
- Owns a floral business inspired by “the opulence of the Golden Age” (wtf is this guy real life? Follow @cfranklindesign)
Caleb grew up roaming the idyllic meadows you see in tampon commercials. He would chase butterflies in the tulip fields of Skagit Valley in Washington––reenacting Harry Potter scenes and imprinting an insatiable love of nature on his soul.
He loves to create an environment where nature is thriving indoors, taking any chance he can get to throw some fruit on a table and mingle in some flowers. Was Caleb born or invented? Did he time travel from 1575? Team Moxie is still conducting research.
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