For taking “so long” to get back to me after her wedding.
Do you guys realize that you all communicate with me more regularly than my family? That gratitude from brides managing foreign nuptials comes quicker than the gas card I bought from my niece for her school fundraiser?
I knew I liked Carly when we decided on white anemone, black magic roses and thistle. It’s like, “Hey I’m soft and sweet but could also rock blue lipstick and a mood ring while drinking straight Jack.”