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Momimus Prime
Even though much of my childhood was narrated by cautionary tales disguised as rap (thanks DC Talk!), I very much love my mother.Read now -
Falling in Mutual Like
Remember in grade school when you really, really dug someone and would give them your Fruit Rollups and let them copy off your Mitosis test just so you could be near them? -
Same Kind of Different
"Okay but just in case I go missing, here is his license plate number."Read now -
In Pelvic Thrusts We Trust
I have a friend who will straight up rise from the dead when you play Word Up.Read now -